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Chapter 146: Whats being blown isnt snow, its blood! (Part 2)

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  Xiao Bai and Lao Bai are actually easy to distinguish. Xiao Bai likes to read books with more words on the internet, twenty million or fifty million words or less is not enough for them to read. Lao Bai is different, because good books have been eaten up by them and there's nothing left to eat, so they can only dig in the book library, and then brutally kill even some two or three million-word young saplings.

  Of course, it's usually better to fatten up and get plump before eating, so you can eat your fill at once. However, today countless little whites and old whites have gone crazy and attacked a book with only over 5,000 words, which is naturally "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng". Zheng Qiuye was one of the first to be slaughtered, muttering "Seriously, even when writing martial arts novels, you should choose a good name. If it weren't for the title 'Tian En', I estimate no one would read it."

  Zheng Qiuye said nothing wrong, the book title "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" really looks like a novel for women!!!

  Don't learn from the great gods if you're not a great god yourself. It seems that book titles like "The Demonic Life of Chen Ergou" and "I'm a Toad" are exclusive to the great gods. If ordinary people try to use such titles, they will definitely end up being laughed at, because for the great gods, their name is already a title, such as Da Nei Zong Guan Feng Huo...

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  Lu Xiao Feng is a man. He's an absolutely unforgettable person. In his legendary life, he has encountered countless strange people and events. Perhaps even stranger than anything you've ever heard of anywhere at any time. Now I'd like to introduce a few people to you before telling their stories.

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  "This opening is first-person, I have no love for first-person!" Zheng Qiuye couldn't help but mock, but thinking about it, Tian En was a three-opening supreme god and wouldn't make such a fatal mistake. Indeed, except for one or two types, using this method would be suicidal for the rest."

  "Grandma bear's sugar-roasted chestnuts?" Zheng Qiuye's mind was full of questions, could it be that the first person introduced was just an old lady selling chestnuts, wasn't it supposed to be about strange people and strange things?

  Soon, Zheng Qiuye stopped muttering and saw an interesting part. The first character, Xiong Lao Lao, was indeed a chestnut seller, but the chestnuts were highly toxic. In the book, the unlucky person Zhang Fang and his companions ate a chestnut and immediately spat out white foam, which then turned into bloody foam.

  They all fell down, and Zhang Fang naturally died with his eyes open, so he asked: Do you have any grudges against us?

  This kind of plot often appears in Kung Fu movies, if you can't defeat your opponent then use poison to take revenge, Zheng Qiuye thought so too, isn't that just revenge?

  "But Grandma Bear said otherwise: 'You silly kids, I haven't even seen you before, how could I have a grudge against you?'"

  This answer stunned Zheng Qiuye, and Mu Cui had never seen anyone with no grudges poison someone to death just for fun?

  Then Grandma Bear's answer in the book was indeed what Zheng Qiuye thought: "Nor is there any reason, every full moon night I want to kill people."

  Zheng Qiuye was stunned, swallowing a mouthful of saliva "Damn it, every full moon night I want to kill people, is there such cruelty? This bear grandma is too perverted!!"

  "It's really unlucky for Zhang Fang to have encountered such a freak who wants to kill people on full moon nights! This is what you call being truly unlucky!" Zheng Qiuye acknowledged, indeed acknowledging that this bear granny was a weirdo. How could she not be weird? Killing people for no reason, isn't that weird enough?

  From now on, when buying sugar-roasted chestnuts, I must be careful, otherwise I'll also encounter this kind of psycho who likes to poison and kill people in the chestnuts for fun. Then I'll be dead, no, from now on, I won't eat sugar-roasted chestnuts anymore, Zheng Qiuye secretly decided in her heart.

  Less than 1,000 words had successfully caught Zheng Qiuye's attention.

  The second eccentric introduced in the preface is a monk named Lao Shi, who was indeed a genuine monk. When he took a boat to cross the river, their boat was robbed by the Water Snake Gang thieves, and everyone on board was forced to hand over their valuables. When it came to Lao Shi, he hung his head low and said he had no money, looking timid and cowardly. The Water Snake Gang robbers saw how shabby he looked and didn't bother him anymore, then left the boat.

  After the people of Shui She Bang left, Lao Shi and Shang Yi Zhang smashed the wooden board into five pieces and used these five pieces as a fulcrum to jump onto the boat of Shui She Bang like a dragonfly touching water. All the robbers of Shui She Bang were stunned, this qing gong was frightening to hear!

  "This isn't just a different way of pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger? Starting off not showing one's strength and then waiting until after leaving to take action, what kind of weirdo is this, at most it's just someone who loves to pretend. Zheng Qiuye curled her lip, thinking that this old monk couldn't even begin to compare to a freak, compared to the beginning when Bear Granny was selling sugar-roasted chestnuts, she was far inferior, but the following scene completely and utterly stunned Zheng Qiuye."

  The monk, instead of fighting back, knelt down and said: "I still have four taels of silver on me, which I was going to use to buy a new set of clothes and a pair of new straw sandals. This is already a greedy thought. Moreover, as a Buddhist monk, I should not tell lies, but I just lied in front of you gentlemen. Now, I only ask for your forgiveness, and when I return, I will definitely reflect on my actions and confess to the Buddha for three months."

  The robbers of Shuizheshan were stunned, and Zheng Qiuye was also completely stunned. What kind of rhythm is this?

  It can be seen from the lightness of his movements just now that this honest and virtuous monk has the ability to kill these Water Snake Gang thieves, but because he lied earlier, he knelt down in front of these robbers and asked for forgiveness. This is a completely heaven-defying reversal!!

  I thought it was a rhythm of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, but I didn't expect it to be a mistake. This gap is too big, Zheng Qiuye can't accept it for the time being.

  "Alright, I know that this monk's name is Honest Monk. The Honest Monk is indeed honest, really too honest." Zheng Qiuye dared to bet that she had never seen anyone more honest than the Honest Monk.

  This is also absolutely a strange person, just when Zheng Qiuye was surprised by the honesty of the old monk, the ending turned again. The next morning, all the people from the Water Snake Gang died, and they died very quietly without any wounds or poisoning.

  Although it's not written in the book who killed, does that still need to be said? It must have been done by this honest and kind monk!!

  A less-than-1,000-word introduction with two plot twists - is this how you want to be deceived?

  "As expected, the people introducing themselves are getting weirder and weirder. First, it was Bear Granny who liked to kill people for fun, and now this old monk is also a master of scamming! Zheng Qiuye's interest has been completely piqued, and she is extremely interested in the next person being introduced."

  "Look down and see 'Ximen Blows Snow', what a strange name."

  Then the first sentence attracted Zheng Qiuye: Ximen Chui Xue blew not snow, but blood. The blood on his sword.

  "Ximen blows snow, what he blows isn't blood, it's blood! A truly pretentious sentence."

  As I continued to watch, Ximen Chuixue became more and more interesting. The term "weirdo" could no longer be used to describe him. This guy was a genuine freak who would ride his horse for three days under the scorching sun to a strange city, all for the sake of avenging a complete stranger he had never met before.

  Zheng Qiuye really wanted to say to Xi Men Xue: Are you out of your mind? Why did you give up on treatment?

  Zheng Qiuye thought that Ximen Chuixue was like this, of course the most annoying thing about him wasn't just this matter, but rather he treated killing people as a very sacred thing, before killing someone he would fast for three days and then change into a new set of clothes from head to toe.

  Zheng Qiuye had only been in contact with online novels for a year, but he had seen many characters who liked to kill people. However, he had never seen anyone who regarded killing as a sacred mission. According to the book's description, Ximen Chui Xue's view of killing had already elevated to the point where it was equivalent to saving lives and healing wounds!

  At first, Zheng Qiuye felt that Ximen Chuixue was sick, but as the words extended, Zheng Qiuye liked this role.

  In general, when describing a very powerful sword, some scenes are often depicted, such as "the heavens shaking and the earth trembling", "the winds and clouds changing color" and other descriptive words. Moreover, they will also take on names that seem extremely powerful, such as "Heavenly Sword", "God-Slaying Sword", "Divine Piercing Stab" and so on. However, in "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng", it is completely the opposite. There are no scenes, not even a sword move, just a single stab. Yet, the feeling it gives to Zheng Qiu Ye, the shock it brings to him, far surpasses the former.

  One stab, and the opponent's throat was pierced. The sword blade had a drop of blood on it, and with a light blow, fresh blood dripped from the tip of the sword in a string. It really wasn't snow that Xi Men blew, but blood!!

  "I'm convinced, really convinced. This Tian'en is indeed the supreme god. His skills are too deep, and he's actually made killing an art form." Yes, just like Zheng Qiuye said, Ximen Chui Xue not only treats killing as a sacred thing, but also makes it an art, without any bloody taste.

  "Xiong Lao Lao, Lao Shi He Shang, Xi Men Chui Xue! The highest god is the highest god, even if it's a martial arts novel, it can be written so magnificently!!" Zheng Qiuye's interest was completely piqued by this introduction, and next came the final character of the introduction, Hua Man Lou...

  "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" is on fire! Of course, it was originally very popular, but last time it was popular because of Su Yuechen's fame, and many readers didn't even click to read it. But this time the explosion in popularity is due to the quality of the book itself!

  Light is a catalyst, with over 5,000 words, it vividly portrays four characters: the bear grandmother who likes to kill on full moon nights, the honest and truthful old monk, the art of killing Ximen Chuixue, and the perfect man Huamanlou!

  The portrayal of characters alone is enough to surpass most writers by a large margin, and there's another reason for this.

  Whether it's this world or the previous earth, the reason for the decline of martial arts is the rise of fantasy and immortal heroes. Think about it, even if the highest martial artist in the martial arts world can be how high?

  Even if your martial arts skills are high and you can kill people from 100 meters away, what about Xian Xia and Xuanhuan?

  Flying sword magic kills people, taking heads from thousands of miles away without any pressure at all. In addition, in immortal and fantasy novels, there may be skills such as catching stars and grasping the moon. As a reader, which one do you think is more powerful?

  But Gu Long's works disregard this rule, Xiao Li Fei Dao became a legendary move, Yi Jian Xi Lai Tian Wai Fei Xian and other moves are not inferior to what Yishan Daohai, you can fly a thousand miles with your sword, so what?

  Look at me, Little Li Flying Dagger, in an instant, you'll become a eunuch!

  Taking "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" as an example, no matter what kind of opponent he faces, Ximen Chuixue only needs one sword. This domineering swordsmanship is more powerful than any immortal's God-slaying Slash!

  Of course, martial arts also have a disadvantage, that is, the limitation is too large, either revenge or finding some treasure, while fantasy and xianxia can add monsters or demons, etc., if you still think the theme is not enough, you can also add various races, such as Shura tribe, Yaksha tribe, Elf tribe, Beastman tribe, etc. In terms of innovation, martial arts are no match for fantasy and xianxia, but this does not exist for "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng".

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