Nalan Xue

  Guo Yi finally understood why Nalan Qing was so at ease leaving his sister in his care. Anyone with a normal mind would not be interested in this girl, let alone her appearance - pig-like buttocks and legs, tiger-like back and bear-like waist, or the numerous pimples on her face like a durian fruit. Just the faint mustache at the corner of her mouth was enough to make people tremble with fear. Even if she walked through the most chaotic streets in town at midnight, nothing would happen to her! In short, this is a woman who can render all normal men impotent!

  Wen Tian's face was dull and he muttered to himself:

  "My hands are useless! My hands are useless! My hands are useless! What's wrong with me?!"

  He stood up and walked back to the sofa with an infinite sense of desolation, lying down dejectedly, letting out a long sigh, and closing his eyes again. Although Chicken Leg wasn't very interested in beautiful women, seeing Xian Tian like this made him curious too, so he took the photo from Guo Yao and looked at it for a moment before calmly handing it back to him.

  Guo Yixin secretly admired him, this kid's mental quality is very strong!

  The chicken leg calmly walked into the bathroom, and then vomiting sounds came from the bathroom.

  Guo Yi couldn't help but admire him, this kid really has a kind heart!

  He looked at Nalan Qing who was standing tall with his chest out and a proud expression on his face, and said with tears in his eyes:

  "You're so darkly humorous!"

  Nalan Qing saw everyone's reaction and couldn't help but change color, saying:

  "What's wrong, isn't my sister pretty?"

  "Beautiful? Too damn beautiful! I've never seen such a beauty in my life, not even the British cannonballs during the Opium War were this good!"

  "How do you say this?"

  "One glance can conquer a city, another glance can conquer a country!"

  Nalan Qing smiled complacently and then said very modestly:

  "It's too much praise! My sister is indeed beautiful and lovely, with a gentle heart and a clever mind, but to say that she can 'bring a nation to its knees' is still somewhat exaggerated!"

  Guo Ye was thoroughly defeated, this killer is not an ordinary brain-dead person, did he get his brain damaged from being beaten at the public security bureau these few days? But hasn't he been pretending to be ill for the past two days? The police wouldn't beat up the wounded, would they?

  Guo Yi returned the photo to Nalan Qing and said:

  "Your sister is naturally beautiful and stunning, it's a blasphemy for ordinary people like us to take care of her. Contacting with such a goddess-like woman would be a devastating blow to my self-esteem and confidence. So, this glorious task should be done by you yourself. If you're willing to hang out with me, that's fine too, as long as you agree to a few conditions I have!"

  Nalan Qing was overjoyed and thought that his sister's face was really powerful. The thing he had been begging for in vain was settled immediately after taking out his sister's photo!

  He was overjoyed and saw Guo Yi looking somewhat downcast, so he comforted him by saying:

  "Don't belittle yourself, your conditions are actually quite good, your medical skills are high and you don't look bad either. Although overall, you're still a bit inferior to my sister Nalan Yan, but it's not too far off. Speaking of which, you're quite similar to my sister..."

  Kuang Yidong's hair stood on end as he exclaimed in horror:

  "We'll talk about your sister's matter later, listen to my conditions first, if you agree then..."

  "I agree! I agree!"

  Nalan Qing didn't respond, but he had his own thoughts on the matter. Firstly, Guo Yi was a clever person who wasn't sinister, and being with someone like that meant you didn't have to worry about them stabbing you in the back! In this twisted society where being sinister is considered honorable, this was extremely rare and precious! People who were used to plotting against each other still yearned for simplicity.

  Secondly, only Guo Yao can cure his root cause. Other doctors may heal the wound and make it look like new again, but this thing is not just about looks, it also needs to be functional. If it's not, then even if it's majestic and grand, it's still useless, and for women, it's not as practical as a cucumber!

  Finally, and most importantly, he was somewhat disheartened. He had previously lost to Guo Yi, then been captured by Wen Tian and Mo Ming Sheng, and today nearly died at the hands of Qiu Shan Hao Er. Especially in this battle today, whether it was Wen Tian's invisible attack or Qiu Shan Hao Er's Dou Qi, they were all things he had never heard of before. And even more bizarrely, Qiu Shan Hao Er's Dou Qi attack was actually dispersed and absorbed by Guo Yi!

  The swordsmanship and martial arts skills that I was originally proud of are almost useless, what's the point of being an assassin? It's better to retire while I'm still young!

  Kuo Yi started making demands.

  "Firstly, you can't kill anyone else from now on, and if you must kill, it has to be with my permission!"

  "Secondly, you can't show your face easily from now on. Even if you don't get plastic surgery, you have to make yourself unrecognizable. You'll have to take care of the fake identity thing yourself!"

  "Thirdly, if the police come knocking on your door in the future, you'll have to take responsibility for your own affairs!"

  What conditions did he have, Nalan Qing readily agreed! As for the treatment of injuries, Guo Yi didn't mention it, and Nalan Qing didn't dare ask. Anyway, there was plenty of time, so let's take it slow!

  Guo Yina Lanqing said:

  "It's settled then, you can leave now. As you've seen, even the bathroom here is occupied, there really isn't any space!"

  Nalan Xingde said with a hint of melancholy:

  "Now I'm all yours, can you bear to let me sleep on the streets? With my identity, if I go to a hotel, the police will be here in less than 10 minutes. Can't I even sleep on the floor?"

  Kuo Yi stared at the ceiling, wondering what sin he had committed to deserve such punishment from heaven. Previously, he was alone in his empty house, but now it's not just that he's no longer alone, even the toilet is occupied by people! Unfortunately, they're all men! Not only are they all men, but one is an assassin, one is a rapist, and one is a little devil who practices internal energy??????

  Guo Yi finally calmed down after a long time and walked over to Wen Tian's side. This guy was still muttering to himself:

  "My hands are cheap, my hands are cheap, my hands are cheap!!!!!!"

  It seems that Nalan Yan has left a shadow in this child's heart, and I don't know if he will be able to lift it in the future. Guo Ye patted Wen Tianhe's shoulder and said:

  "Leaves a shadow?"

  "Hmm!"

  "Do you want to forget her?"

  "I want!"

  "I'll teach you a trick, it's called the 'Transfer of Attention Great Method', you can shift your energy to something else and then you won't think about that girl anymore!"

  Nalan Qing hastily asked beside him:

  "Who are you thinking of? You're not thinking of my sister, are you? Let me warn you, no one can make a move on my sister without my permission!"

  Kuo Yeh smiled and said:

  "It's not that he's thinking of your sister, this poor kid just took one look and can't forget, but you can't blame him, your sister is too deadly, even someone like me occasionally thinks about it - those looks, that figure, that skin tone, that hint of sexiness in her small nose..."

  The chicken leg suddenly walked towards the bathroom, then, wow!

  Tian heard and trembled slightly, grasping Guo Yao's hand and saying:

  "Brother, please don't say anything more, what method do you have to shift attention, quickly tell me!"